and honest survey of my blogreadership!
Question 1: Do you read my blog?
If yes, please click on my google ad, because anyone who actually reads this shit is schizophrenic enough to require psychiatric aid.
If no, please click on my ads twice, because you're obviously reading my blog now and any idiot like you deserves to see a psychiatrist.
Twice.
okay now i can begin prim and proper with my post!
saturdaychurchservicelotsofchangesisortamissoldservicebutanywaythenewoneisbetterandsomethingiswrongverywrongandiknowexactlywhatbutamichanging?
No
notyet
atleastnotsuccessfullyyet
And whats my post title about?
For the clueless, let me direct you to the little box on the screen's left, below the tagboard
BELOW THE TAGBOARD I KNOW ITS HARD TO TAKE YOUR EYES OF THE TAGBOARD COS DAVID'S ASKING YOU TO SHOW HIM YOU GENITALS BUT STILL-
its called an ad. Get it?
an Advertisement
and if you click on it, you'll be ushering me into a new chapter of my life
because for the very first time in my existence of 16 years
I WILL HAVE AN INCOME AND CEASE BEING AN ECONOMIC NONCONTRIBUTANT AND LIABILITY TO SOCIETY
Today's Earnings: $0.00
Total Earnings $0.00
nah i'm kidding.
the only reason i put ads is to see what Google thinks of my blog
and guess what they find relevant to my blogreadership?
Alternative Mental Health Care It will change your mind and life
and unless you've failed to fail to fail to neglect overlooking it, my blog has hit another milestone!
I GOT MUSIC ON MY BLOG WHOOYEA
currently playing: I Did It For You by David Cook
up next:
PONYO ON THE CLIFF BY THE SEA SOUNDTRACK OH YEAAA
and lastly, it is with much regret that i bid farewell to my long lover.
i will miss her tender caresses of my skin
the softness of her touch
the way we move as one
and the way i slip ever so smoothly into her, like.....
like a foot fits into a boot.
on the other hand (foot) , 旧的不去，新的不来.
Hence,
I hope we have a fruitful, passionate, and longlasting relationship.
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