How I Spent My Holidays Part 2 (or Holidays and Gays)

i woke up this morning and had a reality check.

Now,

why did I have a reality check?

why did I wake up this morning?

why did I wake up?

WHY DO I GET ADS FOR SCHIZOPHRENIA ON MY BLOODY BLOG?!?!?

I AM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC AT ALL GOOGLE DO YOU FKING GET IT

oh dearie me why am i being so vulgar? this is totally unlike me I AM NOT VULGAR! GET THIS - I AM NOT FKING VULGAR AND I DO NOT HAVE split personalities oh gosh! excuse me please, i am feeling so awfully moody

okay nvm just pretend everything above this line just doesnt exist pls.

there goes my attempt to change my blogads.

In light of the recent publishing of a literary masterpiece, an epic work superlatively surpassing the greatest works of Shakespeare, Homer, Plato, and jk rowling,

I have felt greatly inspired to follow up with:

THE OFFICIAL COMPANION GUIDE

to

The Dummy's Guide to Identifying a Fag!

or the BOY'S GUIDE TO GAYS

for the uninitiated...

http://t0mdickandharry.blogspot.com/

Having received wide and wild acclaim, some excerpts from the rave reviews follow below:

jiehao: dude your blog is becoming "the picture guide to faggots".

joel: wow david a guide to identifying fags, coming straight from the guy who was prodding a guy's dick at pek

Nigel Fong: Wonderful. It's David’s care - for the people, for the world, for the experiences - that turns "The Dummy's Guide to Identifying a Fag!" into something more than basic social study. This book is a eulogy for a lifestyle, equal parts mourning and celebration for what has passed. He is ambivalent on what will come next, but anyone who reads this will want to tap the energy he thrived on.

western auntie: i miss your sausage and its coleslaw david~

could send you a pic of me and my onion rings if you want <3

fag: woww dave you know us so well~~ <333

biq: im on season 5. is nice.

shiyin: gosh is this the general quality of guys (gays?) that awaits us in rj next year? not an exciting proposition definitely lol

lawis: ahh~~!ahh~!!大卫! 为什么还没来??? 真糟糕，我来了!!

biq: im on season 6. is nice.

Doreen Ang: David makes a stand well to a relative extent, but his persuasiveness might be well helped by a dose or two of Viagra.

lawis: i need a low bed too so my parents donnid fix the ceiling everytime i erect....

biq: im on season 7. is nice.

ANYWAY...

what new shocking secrets does my upcoming publication hold?

and will the events of my holidays...ever be revealed?

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF

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