养不教，父之过

NO.

i am NOT blogging about o level results.
practically the whole world around me right now is celebrating weeping, moaning, and complaining

The following excerpts are fictional. Any resemblance whatsoever to any person or animal, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

"YOU SHOULD BE CHOPPING OFF YOUR BALLS, PUTTING IT IN A BOTTLE AND THROWING IT INTO THE LONGKANG"

-O Level candidate, 2008.

(of course he's in australia now and doesn't have to give a shit but STILL)


"冰冻三尺，非一日之寒”
“无风不起浪，事出必有因"

-Wise Words of Confucius

for the benefit of Most Of Us who have not attained A1s for chinese, here's the translation:
people who don;t study, don't pass, nubshit.

and because i have Not Studied, hence i expect Not to Pass.
I DONT NEED TO PASS I JUST NEED A D7 OMFG I DONT WANT TO DO CHINESE ARGHHHHHH

SHIT i should have just collected my results today and got it done and over with.


Example No. 2:
FACEBOOK!

***** **** DIDNT GET A1, i am so disappointed with myself. 35 minutes ago
wow.

i can so imagine my facebook already rofl-

Mark Yeo got E8 for his HMT Os and is currently in the toilet. 69 minutes ago


but fortunately...
my parents are going to be the least disappointed people on this planet should i fail
maybe i'll even be more disappointed with myself LOL
why?

Excerpt from Dinnertime Conversations In The Yeo Family:

Parent #1: So, how was chinese exam today?

Moi: Great.

Parent #1: Wa, so I expect you got at least an A2 ah...

Moi: D7.

Parent #2: Did you not study at all? Practice makes perfect, son. How can one expect to succeed in life without putting in effort? When I was your age, I was already helping out at my father's coffee shop. Serving tea, making coffee

Moi: Pass the chicken.



Ah well.
For everyone else still emotional, here's a little surprise to perk you up!
i was youtube surfing, and found:

EXCLUSIVE 小娘惹 BLOOPER SCENES LEAKED


hurry view before it gets taken off!!!!!