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i've just been through my very first post-mission-trip day of complete idleness and life wasting!
congratulations me.

figured i was going to blog sometime today, just to relieve the boredom of being....



bored.

but unfortunately boredom doesn't provide much inspiration for relieving boredom, not least because doing nothing is most likely to espouse a tendency to remain inactive, or as stated by Newton's first/second/third/whatever law:

Things in a state of rest or motion remain to be so until acted upon by an external force

or in other words.....

the more you sleep, the more you sleep.
- Yeo, 2008

ahhh.
Daily Expulsion of Mental Bullshit over and done with!

now time to hit the toilet for some physical excretion rofl.

வ்த்ப் இஸ் கோயன் ஆன் வித் பிளாக்கர்?!?!?!

okay i have no idea why my title suddenly spat itself out in tamil.
actually,
there are a lot of other things i have no idea about.

like why despite not having written a single post, my blog hits doubled from 80 to 160 in a week.

or why my tagboard has magically transformed itself into a gay sex hookup network


back from mission,


comments reserved ahahaha.


maybe i'll blog about it another day when i have more bullshit lol.
today was Official Post-Mission-Trip Rest Day

cum Boxing day

by the way has anyone wondered why the day after Christmas is called boxing day?
it has nothing to do with the brawls that occur after/during/before drunken christmas parties

boxing day is the day everyone throws away the boxes in which christmas presents come in.

speaking of which, this year i have shit for christmas presents
anyone willing to change that?


oh ya
and today also happens to be Post-Ton-Recovery-Day

ironic how missing out on barely 6 hours of sleep for one day requires you to spend the remaining 18 hours in a state of semi-consciousness and delirium to make up for it.

and finally, to churchies:

We regretfully announce that the production date for Brokeback Mountain 3 has been postponed to a later date, currently projected to be 27th December, 2088.


imsleepydamnitbye!

my december.

okay firstly, hello!

and secondly,
goodbye.

in a couple of hours time i'll be in malaysia for 6 days!
cut out from the outside world, no internet, no phone
(unless i'm keen on bankrupting my dad)
and stuck with a semi-psychotic bunch!

ahahaha.

okay if you're reading this and happen to belong to the afore-mentioned group, please pretend you didn't see this and continue treating me like a civilized person throughout the mission-

even if you feel like ripping out my balls lol.
ANYWAY!

spending christmas overseas for the first time lol.
and and and and and
and and and and
and and and
and and
and

fuck i'm trying to think of something funny to say
but there's really nothing funny about missing you for six whole days, and not being able to spend christmas tgt.

ugh.

look if you read this while i'm away i hope you don't feel too bad missing me, because the feeling's mutual.
x)

OKAY POST DEPARTURE EMO-ING IS OFFICIALLY OVER!
its time to go.

(but first)
time to enjoy my last zinger in a week!
and pit my brains against my (weirdass) brother in an epic showdown of

TAITIIIIII

get your diapers ready.

UPCOMING BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR:

A LIST CAST INCLUDES

ONG XUAN
starring as herself
VISION FARM PONTIANAK

TONY ANG AND RAYMOND CHAN
as Brokeback Mountaineers 1 and 2, respectively.

SOPHIA KOH
as Towel-Puller

video produced by the only guy too lousy to act.

in commemoration of Self Declared Schizophrenia Day.....

sigh.

a hungry man is an angry man

i need to eat i want to eat but food is right in front of me and i'm not eating it

why does fart stink?

OH SHIT LAWIS DISCOVERED MY BLOG THUS ENDS THE ERA OF MY BLOG BEING PG-13

WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL R21 WORLD OF gaysexjames

sigh mission practice later
feeling lazy

i don't want to go all i want to do is lie down here and think of nothing but

Gas Masks for Goal Posts

and speaking of limericks:

"I've got my hands in my pants, and my penis in my hands"
- Lu and Lim, 2006.

IF YOU READ THIS COME BACK FROM AUSTRALIA YOU gayFAG

ah f- i hate school.

not that school's even started yet, but who says you can't hate school in december as well as january?

MY HIGHEST ACADEMIC EDUCATIONAL QUALIFICATION IS A PSLE OF 272 WHOO
gigolo need o'level cert or not?

GIGOLOL

argh i don't feel like going for mission
no wait actually i do, i just don't think it'll be fun-

SHUT UP WTF ARE YOU SAYING YOU F-ING PAID FOR IT AND YOU WANTED TO GO SO KISS MY ASS AND STUFF YOUR MOUTH DICKHEAD

but i'm lazy-

SHUT UP.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUTS UP SHUT UP SHUTTUS SITS TS SHUTS UPS SITTIS UP SHUT

ah forget i'll just lie here instead;

with my hands in my pants and my penis in my hands.

LOL NO WAY I'M JUST KIDDING.

Disclaimer:
The abovepublished statement may in no way be constituted to represent a declaration or indication of the author's insanity, immorality, or just plain homosexuality. Any content above WAS NOT INSPIRED IN ANY MANNER BY JAMES KWONG KAM YIN.There is no treasure buried here.

okay time to return to planet Earth i got to go for mission training!

ta.

highlight of the holidays

if there's one reason to be condemned to a month of idle and indolent unoccupation, this is it.

my past few days have been spent on the couch of the living room.
Hell, even inmates of Changi Prison/Woodbridge Happy Hostel Sanitorium have more living space than i do.

timetable for the day:
11am- wake up, read newspapers on the sofa.
1pm- lunch at the table, on the sofa
4pm- old grandmother tv drama serials on the sofa
8pm- more tv, where else?
ON THE BLOODY SOFA
3am- sleep.

what do i do in between?
com using, or reading ON THE SOFA

but i'm not despairing.
why?

BECAUSE I HAVE A BRAND NEW BAG A WONDERFUL WALLET A SUPERB SHIRT AND ONE
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIOCIOUS
PRETTY PHOEBE

(and i discovered the secret wonderful world of shopping, shhh don't tell anyone i'm gay)

okay i'm way too high gotta take a bath and recover some sanity ahh

Labels for these post: e.g. scooters, vacations, fall...

OR HOW TO WASTE A LIFETIME AWAY

congratulations!
apparently i seem to have a readership consisting of more people than myself, because my blog counter has jumped from 9...

TO 15 WHOO!

or maybe that was just me visiting my own blog to see whether the counter moved-.-

ANYWAY!
having made it this far to Post Number Two, i simply have to congratulate myself for having such PERSEVERANCE and DETERMINATION and INSPIRATION and most of all

the boredom to waste my life typing away at a blog with what, 4 readers at most?

---
WTF BLOGGING MOBILE IS DAMN SCARY
I MASH AWAY AT MY PUNY KEYPAD SQUINTING MY EYES AND GUESS WHAT?

my phone becomes Unable to contact Blogger.com. Saving and Publishing may fail. Should network problems persist, please check your internet connection, access point settings, or weep, piss on the floor and cry for all the typing you just wasted.

what else did I have to say?
OH YES

Essay Number Two from Mark Yeo
on
The Futility Of Life Spent Without Proper Preoccupation

or How I Spent My Holidays -.-

there isn't a better time in the entire life of secondary school than the period after sec 4 exams,
believe you me.
(but there was SUPPOSED to be one)

and what is it?

The HOLIDAYS after the period after sec 4 exams!
my to-do list for these two months of leisure:
get a job
brush up on guitar
...get a job
gym, bulk up, and improve rugby
......get a job
spend plenty of quality time with
.........get a job
play dota
............GET A JOB

and with 2 weeks left of free holidays left,
presenting...
My Accomplishments Of Holiday Life So Far

play dota

WTF LA NO MONTH MAKES ME FEEL A BIGGER LOSER THAN NOVEMBER.

wait.
one does.
what's it?

F-ING DECEMBER

is that............................................................................................... a blog?

Ah.

I'M BLOGGING AGAIN, AND IT FEELS SO GOOD OHHHHH YEAAA............. right.




blogging officially occupies the bottom third spot of my Things To Do Before I Die Of Boredom list, the above two slots proudly belonging to:













A: POKEMON! ->

B: Go Figure.

But if blogging is this boring, why the hell am i still sitting at my com at 2.04 AM typing away at a blog nobody reads?



Good question.




( crap now this is really wonderful i'm not even past my first post and already running dry of blogthought -.- )




For lack of more productive/reproductive content to use:

Why Do People Blog?

an essay by mark yeo

CHAPTER I

bore·dom (bôr'dəm, bōr'-) n. The condition of being bored;

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth EditionCopyright © 2006 by Houghton Mifflin Company.Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved

BoredomBore"dom\, n. 1. The state of being bored, or pestered; a state of ennui. --Dickens.
2. The realm of bores; bores, collectively.
Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

CHAPTER II

psy⋅cho⋅sis [sahy-koh-sis]

noun, plural -ses

1.
a mental disorder characterized by symptoms, such as delusions or hallucinations, that indicate impaired contact with reality.
2.
any severe form of mental disorder, as schizophrenia or paranoia.

n. pl. psy·cho·ses (-sēz) A severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning.

CHAPTER III

i⋅dle  [ahyd-l]

adjective, i⋅dler, i⋅dlest, verb i⋅dled, i⋅dling, noun
–adjective
1.
not working or active; unemployed; doing nothing: idle workers.
2.
not spent or filled with activity: idle hours.
3.
not in use or operation; not kept busy: idle machinery.
4.
habitually doing nothing or avoiding work; lazy.
5.
of no real worth, importance, or significance: idle talk.
6.
having no basis or reason; baseless; groundless: idle fears.
7.
frivolous; vain: idle pleasures.
8.
meaningless; senseless: idle threats.
9.
futile; unavailing: idle rage. –verb (used without object)
10.
to pass time doing nothing.
11.
to move, loiter, or saunter aimlessly: to idle along the avenue.
12.
(of a machine, engine, or mechanism) to operate at a low speed, disengaged from the load.–verb (used with object)
13.
to pass (time) doing nothing (often fol. by away): to idle away the afternoon.
14.
to cause (a person) to be idle: The strike idled many workers.
15.
to cause (a machine, engine, or mechanism) to idle: I waited in the car while idling the engine. –noun
16.
the state or quality of being idle.
17.
the state of a machine, engine, or mechanism that is idling: a cold engine that stalls at idle.

18.

THE STATE OF A BLOGGER TYPING ABSOLUTELY NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT AT 2.30 AM INSTEAD OF SLEEPING ARGHHH