Hi Boys

I have a very important announcement to make.

guess whose blog revived

and for my very first post since the rebirth of my blog....

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=I4FceeQJNbWKAhgL3oxjPA_3d_3d

my very own pw survey.

...
......
...........

okay time to go back to studying for mid years

i hereby shut down my blog again.

ah well.

Good Engrish Day

Yea.



















for some reason, my blogcounter's still moving even though i havent posted in ages.

Most Sincerest apologies, but my lack of inspiration to blog hasn't come causelessly:

firstly, every single waking moment of the past week has been spent orientating myself to a place i've been stuck in for four years.

exciting eh?

secondly, (at one point) i might have had the urge to post, but it was brutally crushed following an enjoyable and thrilling orientation game called:

Rape, Humiliate, Brutalize, Analyze, Penalize Strip Me If You Can

















imagine sungming being replaced by 6 pairs of hungry, enraged, brutal, savage, CAVEWOMEN

Further explanation required?


















Why?

BECAUSE THEY'RE HERE IN RJ, STUPID.

















On a more cheerful note...

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yeh.

News @ 69

Hello and welcome to.....

And to begin with, lets start off with...

WORLD NEWS

Amongst other Matters of Grave Importance:

Iran demands an apology from the US over war crimes; Scientists warn effects of global warming could last 1000 years; Global Economic Recession causes loss of 90,000 jobs worldwide; Robinho arrested for sexual assault.

And of course, we go first to the most important issue...

Manchester City and Brazil striker Robinho has been arrested over allegations of a serious sexual assault in a British nightclub, police and his spokesman said Wednesday.

The spokesman for 25-year-old Robinho, Britain's most expensive player, said he "strenuously denied" the allegations.

The spokesman for the rape victim, a student who cannot be named here for protection of identity, said she "strenously denied" Robinho's attempts.

However, alleged police, the strenous denial of one person was unable to deny the strenous advances of another.

Earlier this month Robinho walked out of the team's training camp in Tenerife and headed for Brazil, citing an "important family matter", but returned to Manchester on Sunday.

The victim now claims that the "important family matter" Robinho referred to was, namely, the task of starting a family.

Robinho: "Oops..."

Elsewhere...

LOCAL NEWS

A couple treated open air diners to a 15-minute naked parade in Singapore, triggering both embarrassment and applause for a scene almost unheard of in the conservative city-state.

Pub manager Terence Chia told the Straits Times newspaper he saw the couple taking off their clothes on Saturday night at a staircase in a block of flats in Holland Village, known for its popular nightspots.

"Then, clothes in hand, they coolly walked towards the market," he said, adding when the couple did a U-turn a sea of spectators was ready and poised with cameras.

Protests are rare in Singapore and only made legal last year in a designated area called "Speakers' Corner", modelled on London's Hyde Park.

"They looked really comfortable walking down the street, which led to many curious stares," wrote blogger Leonard Tan. "Singapore is getting more and more exciting."

Reported picture of the couple, with clothes (still) on.

In other local news....

Facebook reported a website crash following an extreme surge in activity centered around a certain user in a relationship.

Sources report that following an annoucement that:

Zewei Lincoln Chen is now in a relationship. - Comment

Show 32 more comments...

The aforementioned user's profile page was simultaneously accessed by millions of people from Singapore and worldwide.

Exceeding sorrow was felt that one of the world's suavest and handsome(est) men had now become unavailable for the taking.

Amongst other comments from aggrieved members of the public:

Sean Yap at 4:51pm January 26
lol?

Ian Tan Yen How at 6:13pm January 26
o.O are u serious?!

Jaren Chong at 10:53pm January 26
LOL OMFG ZIWEI!

Bryan Koh at 10:54pm January 26
The girl damn lucky.

Bryan Koh at 11:36pm January 26
zewei, i love you.

Gerald Ong at 11:58pm January 26
lmao

Ng Wei Shen at 12:19am January 27
OMG ZEWEI I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I LURB YOU WORHXXXXXXXXX. YOU ARE THE HOTTEST GUY ON FB. WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO. CAN I MARRY YOU, AND MARK, AND BRYAN!

Bryan Koh at 1.32 am January 26

The girl damn lucky.

In a valiant attempt to placate the numerous people who have expressed their anguish at failing to hook up with him,

Zewei Lincoln Chen at 11:19pm January 26
hmm, weird. how come it got missed out? interesting. it doesn't allow me to type it. anyway, it's supposed to be "Zewei is listed as in a relationship with God"! *muhahas.* anyway, sorry for blowing you people out of your minds!(:

Responses from the public were varied, ranging from the unconvinced...

Bryan Koh at 11:27pm January 26
The girl damn lucky.

...to those eager to propose themselves...

Maximillian Viera at 11:00pm January 27
♥

...to the plain schizophrenic.

Ng Wei Shen at 7:23pm January 28
OMG. I HAVE A SAME WEI AS ZEWEI♥ SHIT IM COOL.hahahahahahah omg im so cool. im WEIshen. my shen useless la. but my WEI is so cool. so..... CHENshaowei is cool too :Oomg zewei ♥ ♥

And now, its time for our most exciting section on...

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

08:32 ET Dow , Nasdaq , S&P : [BRIEFING.COM] S&P futures vs fair value: +19.10. Nasdaq futures vs fair value: +21.80. Stock futures continue pointing to a strong start for the major U.S. indices as banks and financial companies attract buyers ahead of the opening bell. The interest in financial companies stems from word the government may be making plans to help banks dump their toxic assets. Wells Fargo (WFC) posted a fourth quarter loss of $0.74 per share, or earnings of $0.41 per share after excluding all significant items. Wall Street was looking for $0.33 per share. Wells Fargo indicated it is maintaining its dividend and has no plans to ask for additional TARP capital. Shares of WFC are trading more than 20% higher at $19.60 per share in premarket trading. Financial services outfits in Europe are leading gains in the major European indices. France's CAC is currently up 3.4% with help from BNP Paribas, Societe Generale, and AXA. HSBC (HSB) Lloyds, and Barclays (BCS) are helping drive Britain's FTSE 2.4% higher. Meanwhile, Germany's DAX is up 3.8% amid strength in Allianz and Deutsche Bank (DB). In Asia, the MSCI Asia-Pacific Index closed 0.8% higher. Japan's Nikkei closed with a 0.6% gain semiconductor chip stocks were helped by word Germany's Qimonda filed for insolvency. Advantest (ATE) gained 5.0% amid the news. However, Advantest posted its fourth straight quarterly loss. Banks extended gains made in the prior session, which initially stemmed from word the Japanese government will use public funds to support nonfinancial companies, thereby reducing the risk of bad loans. Mitsubishi UFJ Financial (MTU) gained 1.2%, while Mizuho Financial (MFG) gained 1.3%. Nomura Holdings, Japan's largest brokerage, fell 2.2% after posting a record $3.8 billion quarterly loss, though. Markets in China remain closed for holiday observance. Nasdaq at... NYSE Adv/Dec 0/0... Nasdaq Adv/Dec 0/0

had fun?

Now, for all you testosterone filled guys out there...

Good news!

We (I) at blogspotblogspotblogspotblogpots (f**k this is getting tiring)

strive to bring you the very best in sporting news each day!

SPORTS NEWS

Early this morning, Manchester United beat a 10-man West Bromwich Albion to open up a three point lead at the top of the Barclays Premier League table.

Dimitar Berbatov , Carlos Tevez, Nemanja Vidic, and Cristiano Ronaldo all got on the scoresheet, with Ronaldo finding the net twice as United banged 5 goals in succession past a hapless West Brom.

Undoubtedly the highlight of the night though, was a stunning freekick by Ronaldo, a rocket blasted from 45 metres out that wickedly swerved left, right, and into the top corner.

After the match, Ronaldo commented that this might possibly rank as the best free kick he has ever taken.

Enjoy the live replay posted below, courtesy of ESPN!

Please leave a tag if you are satisfied with News @ 69.

i was going to post but then i discovered viwawa bridge.

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This is not a blog quiz

today...i venture into the land of

blogquiz wtf

for the very first time!

Use the first letter of your FIRST name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things... nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same first initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

Tag 5 people to do this hard but fun survey.

The 5 people that you are going to tag:

do i even know 5 bloggers at all?

1.Famous artist/band/musician-

my chemical romance MADONNA!

2.Five letter word-

MOOBS.

Yea.

3.US state-

minnesota.

4.Boy name-

matthew?

5.Girl name-

matthelle?

Mary.

6.Occupation-

MANWHORE

7.Something that you wear-

minibriefs?

8.Celebrity-

miley cyrus rofl.

9.Something found in the kitchen-

milk?

10.Reason for being late-

Ah.

My car got stuck in the traffic.

bus got stuck in the traffic.
bike got stuck in the traffic.

ass got stuck in the traffic.

11.Something that you shout-

MOTHERF***R

12.Body part-

have we not covered this already?

just to refresh your memory:

MOOBS.

01. What have you been doing recently?

nothing.

Really.

02.Do you ever turn your cellphone off?

nope.

03. What happened at 10.00am today?

Shit happened.

04. When did you last cry?

when daniel cousin scored last night.

05. Believe in fate/destiny?

whatever.

06. What do you want in your life right now?

nothing.

07. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?

umbrella duh.

do i look like a nigger or a bangla???

HOOD WTF

08. What's your favourite thing to have on your bed?

a pillow d'oh.

09. What bottom are you wearing now?

shorts?

10. What's the nicest text in your inbox say?

Your little brother will always stand‏
From:
snamthgi2007@Reggaezion.com
Sent:
16 January 2009 22: 12PM
To:
yyx4j@hotmail.com

11. Do you tend to make a relationship complicated?

nope

12. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?

nope

13. What was the last movie you caught?

the transporter 3

14. What are you proud of?

being the only guy who hasn't turned gay watched twilight yet

15. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?

pheb:

My pb reese :(

16. What was the last song you sang out loud?

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

17.Do you have any nicknames?

no

SCREW THIS FROM NOW I'M SKIPPING ALL THE BULLSHIT QUESTIONS

18. What does your last received text message say?

Hahah whatever up to you then!

so far so good, its been two weeks since I

last ate fast food.

19. What time did you go to bed last night?

330am

20. Are you currently happy?

i was very happy until i started doing a blogquiz.

21. Who gives you best advice?

Askjeeves.com

22. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?

23. Who did you talk on phone last night?

didnt.

24. Is anything bugging you right now?

a certain blogquiz

25. What/who was the last thing/person to make you laugh?

cant remember

27. Who was the last person you missed a call from?

pheb

28. Have you ever had your heartbroken?

duh

29. What annoys you most in a person?

small penis size

30. Do you have a crush on anyone?

no

31. Have you ever done cocaine?

wtf

32. What is the colour of your room?

white

33. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollar?

A BILLION DOLLAR WTF
why do blogquizzes have such screwed up grammar?

HUH?!?!?

34. Do you believe in the saying : talk is cheap?

yea whatever

35. Who was the last person to lie in your bed?

me duhrofllmaowtf?

36. Who was the last person to hug you?

pheb

37. Did anyone see the last person you kissed?

?????????

38. Do you have a life?

..................

i used to have one, until i started doing blogquizzes

39. Have you ever think someone died, when they really didn't die?

yea, i once thought i died, only that i didn't really die, and because i died i thought that being dead, i couldnt possibly die a death, but in face i was not dead, and hence i couldn't have thought that i died, when i didn't really die, but i thought i died.

40. What is the reason behind your profile song?

MY BLOGSONG WTFWTFWTF

SCREW YOU YOU DUMBSHIT

41. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?

i dont dream

42. Last time you smiled?

after nasri scored last night

43. Have you changed this year?

yes

i just changed into new underwear, shirt, and shorts after my last bath
which happened sometime this year, i think

44. What are you listening right now?

my blogsong

45. Are you talking to someone when you doing this?

no

46. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?

.......................

47. Is there a quote you live by?

no

48. Do you want someone you cannot have?

no

49. Have you ever played an instrument?

yes

50. What was the worst idea you've had in this week?

the idea that blogquizzes might somehow be entertaining.....

51. What are you doing last night at 11pm?

I were learning my grammars and how to differentiate between 'are' and 'were'

52. (missing question)

53. What song best describe your love life?

see above, ie. question 40.

54. Does the person know that you like him/her?

duh?

55. Who always make you laugh?

Dumbfucks withs shit grammar always makes me laughs

56. Do you speak other language other than English?

yes

57. Favourite website(s)?

WWW.FREEHOTPICSFORKIDS.COM

58. What's your middle name?

yao?

59. What are you doing tomorrow?

school

60. What do you think you are like?

bored

61. Who will you choose to die with?

DO YOU THINK I'M STILL IN THE MOOD FOR ROMANTIC QUESTIONS??????

62. Where have you been today?

HOME

63. What game do you play often?

DOTA minesweeper

64. Who are you missing right now?

dont know

65. If you have to choose between friend and love, who will you choose?

重色轻友

66. What are you doing right now?

typing and typing and typing

67. Which primary school are you from?

bukitview and nanhua

68. Name 3 colours that you like?

maroon black brown

69. What emoticon do you like to show?

8======================================================D

70. What is your life to you?

bored

71. If you have something troubling you, what will you do?

emo

72. Who did you last chat in msn today?

Inadequate jingwen, and
ZENNON I cut my hair =(

73. Who do you admire most?

see question 8

74. Which month are you born in?

february

75. How are you feeling right now?

see question 70

76. What is the time now?

637pm

77. What kind of person do u think the one who tagged you is?

absolutely wonderfully terrifically totally completely miraculously extremely

SCREWED UP

78.What colour did you use to dye hair?



goodboysdontdyehair




79. Why are you doing this test?




nothing to do wtf








80. What do you do when you're moody?




emoandguitar


AND DOTA





81. At which age you wish to get married?







81.





82. Who is most important to you?


See questions 15, 36, and 29










83. If today is the last day of your life, what will you do?




i definitely wont do a blogquiz





84.(missing question)













85. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after a rain?




whatever








86. If you have a dream come true, what would it be?




idk








87. What is your goal for this year?




idk








88. Do you believe in eternal love?




maybe








89. What feeling do you love most?




i love the feeling of coming to the end of a fked up blogquiz








90. Do you really think Global Warming is happening now?




yes








91. What feeling do you hate most?




see question 29.








92. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?




depends








93. Do you believe in God?




yes








94. Who cares for you most?




idk








95. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?




See questions 29 and 36.








96. What will you bring when you fight?




my running shoes


for running





97. What have you done regretted doing in your whole life?


ehehehhe.

THIS FUCKING BLOGQUIZ DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



98. What would you feel if no one no longer cares for you?




bored








99.(missing question)













100. How do you feel now?


see question 98 and 97

Great Accomplishments

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i have nothing to say today.

school sucks life sucks everything sucks ah.

i was trying to find an emo song to put as my blogsong,

because emo shit > rick astley.

but i forgot one thing......








D_ TA > EMO SHIT LOLZ

would you like to buy a vowel?

Social Networks

报章报导:


i was feeling too lazy to blog today.


BUT
opening my email changed my mind.

OMGROFLWTFBBQLOLZLMAO

In reflection, i have learned two things i never knew from checking my email inbox today.

One, that my social network has apparently expanded to include people i never knew existed.

Two,

that Dick is actually NOT a name, but a surname.

-posted by Mark Dick at 10.50 pm.

Rick Astley

Most of you know by now what this post is going to be about.

If you don't, may I kindly redirect you to the last episode of...

BLOGSPOTBLOGSPOTBLOGSPOTBLOGPOTS

Specifically, to the EXCLUSIVE 小娘惹 BLOOPER SCENES .

Enjoyed the show?

It's the LATEST N COOLEST new trend on the internet, called

RICKROLLING YEH

for the benefit of those who have been living in a cave without sanitary sewage systems and INTERNET ACCESS....

Rickrolling is an Internet meme typically involving the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up". The meme is a bait and switch: a person provides a Web link that he or she claims is relevant to the topic at hand, but the link actually takes the user to the Astley video. The URL can be masked or obfuscated in some manner so that the user cannot determine the true source of the link without clicking. When a person clicks on the link and is led to the web page, he or she is said to have been "Rickrolled" (also spelled Rickroll'd).

got it?

Some of you might be wondering why I spend my free time engaging in such idle pursuits instead of being a proper and productive member of society and spend my time in more fruitful ways such as getting a job DOTAing.

The unfortunate truth is,

I HATE RICKROLLING

and more precisely,

I HATE BEING RICKROLLED!!! ARRGGHHH HULK RICKROLLL HULK ANGRY HULK SMASHHH RAARARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ya.

anyway, if i hate rick astley that much, why do i rickroll others?

HUH?!?!?!??!?!?

the truth is,

having gone through the agony

and torture

of having my online faith misplaced

and cruelly betrayed

i now feel compelled to share the pain around.

This is behaviour that I am very ashamed to admit to.

It is my deepest regret that, having received an education in one of Singapore's Finest Institutions, I have failed to reflect discipline and passion for learning, and regard individuals with kindness and respect, and in so doing uphold the Rafflesian Principle Of Honour.

It is thus with the deepest regret that I formally apologize to all my blog readers.

Especially those who may have been traumatised in one way or another by Obama's singing.

Henceforth, I will take up membership in a rehabilition programme for die-hard rickrolling addicts, otherwise known as:

RICKROLLERS ANONYMOUS

Taken from their website:

Rickrollers Anonymous is a non-profit organization dedicated to eradicating the cyberspace scourge commonly known as Rickrolling. With your help and mine, we can clean up the Internet together. Let's make the Web a better, rickroll-free place.

With every visitor to their site, the founders of Rickrollers Anonymous promise to scour the web for misguided links, until a Rickroll is found and subsequently eradicated.

So what are you waiting for? Visit here and help to kill off Rickrolling today!

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

养不教，父之过

NO.

i am NOT blogging about o level results.
practically the whole world around me right now is celebrating weeping, moaning, and complaining

The following excerpts are fictional. Any resemblance whatsoever to any person or animal, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

"YOU SHOULD BE CHOPPING OFF YOUR BALLS, PUTTING IT IN A BOTTLE AND THROWING IT INTO THE LONGKANG"

-O Level candidate, 2008.

(of course he's in australia now and doesn't have to give a shit but STILL)


"冰冻三尺，非一日之寒”
“无风不起浪，事出必有因"

-Wise Words of Confucius

for the benefit of Most Of Us who have not attained A1s for chinese, here's the translation:
people who don;t study, don't pass, nubshit.

and because i have Not Studied, hence i expect Not to Pass.
I DONT NEED TO PASS I JUST NEED A D7 OMFG I DONT WANT TO DO CHINESE ARGHHHHHH

SHIT i should have just collected my results today and got it done and over with.


Example No. 2:
FACEBOOK!

***** **** DIDNT GET A1, i am so disappointed with myself. 35 minutes ago
wow.

i can so imagine my facebook already rofl-

Mark Yeo got E8 for his HMT Os and is currently in the toilet. 69 minutes ago


but fortunately...
my parents are going to be the least disappointed people on this planet should i fail
maybe i'll even be more disappointed with myself LOL
why?

Excerpt from Dinnertime Conversations In The Yeo Family:

Parent #1: So, how was chinese exam today?

Moi: Great.

Parent #1: Wa, so I expect you got at least an A2 ah...

Moi: D7.

Parent #2: Did you not study at all? Practice makes perfect, son. How can one expect to succeed in life without putting in effort? When I was your age, I was already helping out at my father's coffee shop. Serving tea, making coffee

Moi: Pass the chicken.



Ah well.
For everyone else still emotional, here's a little surprise to perk you up!
i was youtube surfing, and found:

EXCLUSIVE 小娘惹 BLOOPER SCENES LEAKED


hurry view before it gets taken off!!!!!

Blog Upgraded!

Upon reading this, you should have noticed a revolutionary, new, groundbreaking change in my blog.

That's right, folks, yours truly has upgraded his blog!
and unless you are:

A. Gay

B. Below 6 years of age

or

C. DEAF.

at this very moment, you ought to have spoiled your mouse by now from desperately clicking at the exit button

Still have no idea what i'm talking about?

Thank your lucky stars for your goddamnshitlaginternet speed.

Sit back, relax, then wait.....

for my blogsong to load.

ARE YOU THERE YET?

Seriously, japan is one screwed up nation.

i mean, what the hell is a show like that doing in the cinemas

instead of being on like kids central free-to-air tv at 10.30 am?

but then again, this is a nation of people who eat chips like these:

Doritos = 复活 = stepping on one's testicles?

tasty chips, arent they.

How I Spent My Holidays Part 2 (or Holidays and Gays)

i woke up this morning and had a reality check.

Now,

why did I have a reality check?

why did I wake up this morning?

why did I wake up?

WHY DO I GET ADS FOR SCHIZOPHRENIA ON MY BLOODY BLOG?!?!?

I AM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC AT ALL GOOGLE DO YOU FKING GET IT

oh dearie me why am i being so vulgar? this is totally unlike me I AM NOT VULGAR! GET THIS - I AM NOT FKING VULGAR AND I DO NOT HAVE split personalities oh gosh! excuse me please, i am feeling so awfully moody

okay nvm just pretend everything above this line just doesnt exist pls.

there goes my attempt to change my blogads.

In light of the recent publishing of a literary masterpiece, an epic work superlatively surpassing the greatest works of Shakespeare, Homer, Plato, and jk rowling,

I have felt greatly inspired to follow up with:

THE OFFICIAL COMPANION GUIDE

to

The Dummy's Guide to Identifying a Fag!

or the BOY'S GUIDE TO GAYS

for the uninitiated...

http://t0mdickandharry.blogspot.com/

Having received wide and wild acclaim, some excerpts from the rave reviews follow below:

jiehao: dude your blog is becoming "the picture guide to faggots".

joel: wow david a guide to identifying fags, coming straight from the guy who was prodding a guy's dick at pek

Nigel Fong: Wonderful. It's David’s care - for the people, for the world, for the experiences - that turns "The Dummy's Guide to Identifying a Fag!" into something more than basic social study. This book is a eulogy for a lifestyle, equal parts mourning and celebration for what has passed. He is ambivalent on what will come next, but anyone who reads this will want to tap the energy he thrived on.

western auntie: i miss your sausage and its coleslaw david~

could send you a pic of me and my onion rings if you want <3

fag: woww dave you know us so well~~ <333

biq: im on season 5. is nice.

shiyin: gosh is this the general quality of guys (gays?) that awaits us in rj next year? not an exciting proposition definitely lol

lawis: ahh~~!ahh~!!大卫! 为什么还没来??? 真糟糕，我来了!!

biq: im on season 6. is nice.

Doreen Ang: David makes a stand well to a relative extent, but his persuasiveness might be well helped by a dose or two of Viagra.

lawis: i need a low bed too so my parents donnid fix the ceiling everytime i erect....

biq: im on season 7. is nice.

ANYWAY...

what new shocking secrets does my upcoming publication hold?

and will the events of my holidays...ever be revealed?

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF

blogspotblogspotblogspotblogpots.blogspot.com

surrender, they say.

its so epiphantic.

Monumentous Events

Firstly,
and honest survey of my blogreadership!

Question 1: Do you read my blog?

If yes, please click on my google ad, because anyone who actually reads this shit is schizophrenic enough to require psychiatric aid.

If no, please click on my ads twice, because you're obviously reading my blog now and any idiot like you deserves to see a psychiatrist.

Twice.


okay now i can begin prim and proper with my post!

saturdaychurchservicelotsofchangesisortamissoldservicebutanywaythenewoneisbetterandsomethingiswrongverywrongandiknowexactlywhatbutamichanging?

No
notyet
atleastnotsuccessfullyyet

And whats my post title about?

For the clueless, let me direct you to the little box on the screen's left, below the tagboard

BELOW THE TAGBOARD I KNOW ITS HARD TO TAKE YOUR EYES OF THE TAGBOARD COS DAVID'S ASKING YOU TO SHOW HIM YOU GENITALS BUT STILL-

its called an ad. Get it?
an Advertisement

and if you click on it, you'll be ushering me into a new chapter of my life
because for the very first time in my existence of 16 years
I WILL HAVE AN INCOME AND CEASE BEING AN ECONOMIC NONCONTRIBUTANT AND LIABILITY TO SOCIETY

Today's Earnings: $0.00
Total Earnings $0.00

nah i'm kidding.
the only reason i put ads is to see what Google thinks of my blog
and guess what they find relevant to my blogreadership?

Alternative Mental Health Care It will change your mind and life



and unless you've failed to fail to fail to neglect overlooking it, my blog has hit another milestone!
I GOT MUSIC ON MY BLOG WHOOYEA

currently playing: I Did It For You by David Cook
up next:

PONYO ON THE CLIFF BY THE SEA SOUNDTRACK OH YEAAA

and lastly, it is with much regret that i bid farewell to my long lover.
i will miss her tender caresses of my skin
the softness of her touch
the way we move as one
and the way i slip ever so smoothly into her, like.....


































like a foot fits into a boot.



on the other hand (foot) , 旧的不去，新的不来.

Hence,


I hope we have a fruitful, passionate, and longlasting relationship.