highlight of the holidays

if there's one reason to be condemned to a month of idle and indolent unoccupation, this is it.

my past few days have been spent on the couch of the living room.
Hell, even inmates of Changi Prison/Woodbridge Happy Hostel Sanitorium have more living space than i do.

timetable for the day:
11am- wake up, read newspapers on the sofa.
1pm- lunch at the table, on the sofa
4pm- old grandmother tv drama serials on the sofa
8pm- more tv, where else?
ON THE BLOODY SOFA
3am- sleep.

what do i do in between?
com using, or reading ON THE SOFA

but i'm not despairing.
why?

BECAUSE I HAVE A BRAND NEW BAG A WONDERFUL WALLET A SUPERB SHIRT AND ONE
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIOCIOUS
PRETTY PHOEBE

(and i discovered the secret wonderful world of shopping, shhh don't tell anyone i'm gay)

okay i'm way too high gotta take a bath and recover some sanity ahh